BYE BYE TO REDISTRIBUTED PIE
I'll take about 3 and one-seventh portions, myself.
And hold the "e". I'll need that for my log tables.
Ah, math jokes. I just kill myself.
(Hi Dad! Hope you liked the slide rule I picked up for you!)
(For the benefit of non-family readers, my father is a Shakespeare scholar - although a follower of the Oxford heresy - and a fan of mathematics. HE got the joke about "e". Nice guy, you should meet him.)