Wherein I vent my overlarge spleen. My impersonal personal space. Powered by whiskey and cigarettes. If I ever get a girlfriend again I'll probably stop posting. Comments are enabled. Trolls will be dealt with by my orc minions. And my EEEEVIL rating will go up! Win/Win! Bwahahahahaqhaha!!!
26 June 2012
I have absolutely no interest in having "washboard abs". I live in the 21st century, in the United States of America, and even in these difficult times I can afford the $2.50 to use the laundry machines.
If I wanted women to beat me with their laundry, there are dating services for that.