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08 March 2011
I figured I Out!
After careful monitoring of my upstairs neighbors, I have determined that they are not in fact (as sounds would indicate) raising domesticated pachyderms. They are rather enhancing the Oil and Gas Industry by breaking in steel-toed boots for later use by real workers.