07 November 2015


I have made no secret that I live in Houston, or that I am a Libertarian, or that I went to Rice University.

I smoked reefer with Annise Parker and with Lisa Gray, who-is-but-isn't an editor of the Houston Chronicle.

I remember that about that time there was a great push for parity in Women's Bathrooms. It seemed that instead of 1:1 parity on sewer connections, JUSTICE required something like 1:1.6 M/F ratio, 'cause guys could just whip it out but the Fempersons had to sit, leading to an early version of the Occupy movement. Women would block the doors to protect their fellow warriors who needed to piss.

Can't have men in here, you understand.

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