That's what the Preznit of the USA is
doing, but he's doing it wrong. He should be spending it with his
peers, that is the other Presidents of the USA. Let his spend the
heat of August in Georgia swinging a hammer with Jimmy Carter in the
Georgia heat.
Go visit George W. in the the beautiful
Texas Hill Country. That's an eco-friendly house, too, geothermal
heating and cooling, greywater recycling, all that Green stuff. Ride
a horse, not a sissy bike. (Not all bikes are sissy bikes.) Tag
along with W when he tells the Secret Squirrels he wants to go to the
airport to just say Hi and Thanks, and if you leak this your ass is
back in DC.
Do some work that breaks a sweat and
builds calluses, and freak out the world by going to Harbor Freight
and getting the 5 pair for $8 leather palm work gloves because dammit
every time I need a pair I can't find the fuckers. Drink some Iron
City, some Narragansett, some Shiner. Break a sweat for crissakes,
but I'll still let you complain that “Well,that's 3 strokes off my
golf game”. Shit, visit Willie Nelson and play on his personal
private 3 hole golf course, and keep a copy of the course rules.
(They are funny, and I hate golf). Hit Kennebunkport and try out the
par3s there with GHWB. Do it for time, not form, like the old man
does.
You know what you'd be doing? You
could be latching on to the combined wisdom of some other guys who
know just how hard the job is. You'd be looking as if you gave a
shit. You'd save the taxpayers tens of millions of dollars, because
you'd just be deadheading on the existing Presidential Protective
Service.
But, no. You insist on hiding out at a
cost of well over a million dollars per day in salaries alone for
your retinue to hang out in an echo chamber. I never thought you
were really Irish , Mister O'Bama., but you're really open handed
with the OPM (Other People's Money) and word is that you're a really
lousy tipper, too.
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