My dear Ms X,
Please allow me to apologize for any earthy links that may have appeared through my use of your link.
I, too, use the blogspot portal, and prefer to use your site as a jump-link. My standards are a bit more vulgar than yours. Allow me to say, though, that I am attracted to your intellect rather any other attribute, and that that should be sufficient in itself.
Although the Betty Page haircut post did leave me a bit disturbed. if that’s the right word and I’m too damn old to know the difference.