I really hate the designation 'e-cig”.
I also admit to a great distaste for the neologism “vaping”.
But after a week without real Marlboro (red, short, soft pack,
pronounced 'marl boor oh' with the accent on the middle syllable) I
feel that I can give my impressions.
For the past few years I have followed
a simple policy: I smoke 1 (one) cigarette during each hour
divisible by 3. Each cigarette takes between 5 and 8 minutes to
smoke. Off brands in the breeze burn fast. American Spirit at my
desk take a good 9 minutes. Too dear, though.
Cig-Es (neologism alert!) have some
problems.
They don't taste real. I've tried a
number of them, and the desideratum of the makers is nicotine
delivery. They all taste of antifreeze – propylene glycol, to be
precise.
Dosage control: a real ciggie burns
away, and a Cig-E stays the same, so when have I finished my allowed
use?
What is the conversion factor for Cig-E
versus real smokes? Roughly 12 tokes per RealCig, each stronger than
the last. Cig-E each as strong as the last. No feedback save for a
glycerin leak on the mouthpiece.
Those who use them and enjoy them tell
me to take a puff or two and then set it down until I “need”
another puff. Sorry, that dosage control does not work so well for
me.
I admit that I use only cigarette form
CigEs. I'm told that the pleasure from the more “sophisticated”
designs is better. Those are either huge heavy cumbersome cylinders
roughly the size of a Churchill cigar, or even more advanced thingies
based on newest reefer tech that resemble airbrushes.
And then I remember old Doctor F, who
died prematurely at the age of 92, saying “:Everywhere I go I carry
pleasure with me in a little box” as he held up his daily
nutritional requirement of Marlboro.
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