Wherein I vent my overlarge spleen. My impersonal personal space. Powered by whiskey and cigarettes. If I ever get a girlfriend again I'll probably stop posting. Comments are enabled. Trolls will be dealt with by my orc minions. And my EEEEVIL rating will go up! Win/Win! Bwahahahahaqhaha!!!
22 November 2013
By Popular Demand!
Know all men by these presents that my girlfriend, Amy, is NOT chopped liver. She is a dynamic and self-aware completely wonderful person who has the singular lack of judgement to allow me to share the better part of my time with her. That she considers it the better part of her time is up to question.