Called to report my bike stolen. "We can't take a police report, we're just the answering service. We can send a patrol unit to take your report, if you want."
Like you need a gun and a badge to fill out the fucking form.
"If you call back on Monday through Friday, between 9 AM and 4 PM yo can file a report with an officer". Like criminals keep banker's hours.
Fuckit.
Fuckit.
Fuckit and its eight tiny reindeer,
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Police report being legal-ish type document, they only let sworn officers take them.
Let them send the cop.
I'm Irish, would that count?
Ends with "ish" you know.
And I sear a lot, Damn, but this new keyboard is nice. Cheap, plus it's noisey. Makes me feel young again plus the noise pisses off my neighbors, which make me feel young again.
Win cubed!
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