Wherein I vent my overlarge spleen. My impersonal personal space. Powered by whiskey and cigarettes. If I ever get a girlfriend again I'll probably stop posting. Comments are enabled. Trolls will be dealt with by my orc minions. And my EEEEVIL rating will go up! Win/Win! Bwahahahahaqhaha!!!
12 March 2011
Dear Sweet Mary and her Seven Dwarves
Forty sneezes in under two minutes time. Shoulder dislocated and neck nerve pinched from trauma. Must take drugs and assume supine position to avoid further damage. Updates will follow if I survive. Pray for me.