Please note

The times at which I make most of these postings.
I.e. late.
On a netbook with a keyboard the size of a paperback book.

Plus the fact that I might have been drinking. Or annoying the neighbors with my new fiddle (really, I only use it when they're already asleep, so that it won't bother them). Or re-wiring a vintage tube amp and suffering from electron overdose, That's what happens when the blue spark hits you.

Now tell the Fire Department that they really don't need to be here, and send the ambulances back to the dispatch spot...