11 April 2010

Dear Sweet Suffe3ring Baby Jesus

and his eight tiny reindeer. Mitt Romney coming in first in the Southern Republican Leadership Conference? I know exactly zero people who consider him anything other than a RINO, and those who know him better inform me that even if one were to cut off his horn and grind it into powder there would be no stiffness incurred.
Fuckety fuck fuck fuck. (Phrase works better spoken aloud).

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